My Day

Before you have kids you just can’t fathom the things that will occur once you do have kids. I would have never imagined that today I would have sat my butt on the bathroom floor in a movie theater coaching my son to poop in the potty. You see, he has a fear of pooping and only does it when he’s asleep. He fell asleep in The Lion King and I felt his tummy tightening up, I woke him up and rushed him to the potty. He refused to go, until I sat on the floor eye to eye with him and promised him if he’d just poop in the potty and not in his underwear I’d buy him Wii Resort. That BM cost me $75.

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And then  … this conversation occurred in the middle of the busy grocery store tonight between Lincoln and my best friends son who is also 3 years old

LOUDLY

Jackson: That looks like a penis!!!

Lincoln: That’s not a penis, that’s a cucumber!

Jackson: No, its a penis!

Lincoln: Its a cucumber, stop calling it a penis!

Lets just say my night ended like this …

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FML.

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  1. I’m in the middle of potty-training my 3 year old daughter, so I can totally relate. Yesterday she told me there were people in her bottom who make her poop her pants.

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